Findings:
- How to find out your own IP address
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to herd people in public
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to escape domestic violence
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How we were, before you were
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- how to short out a phone line
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- It is sad how many were torn off
- Finding out where a net user lives
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to have an out of body experience
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How we were, before we were
- Lost in Boston?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to read poetry out loud
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- how the pyramids were built
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- we're made out of nothing
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Impressing a woman
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How to get rid of a cold
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How the FFT works
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- How not to panic in thirty different languages
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to live forever (2 step plan)
- How to live forever (step 1)
- How to live forever (step 2)
- How to grow marijuana
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
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