Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Can we all just get along?
• even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• All you can eat
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I can eat a bicycle!
• How to become a person who eats vegetables
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• I get to go to heaven!
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Go get a pair of B-A Elevens
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Can I Get An Amen?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• can you get enough of me?
• The man who can fix anything
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Who shall we eat?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• The least I can get away with
• You can never go home again
• How to eat wild stuff and not get poisoned
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Poop Won't Eat Itself
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• When did the World get so old?
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• What can you get for three cents?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Can I get a sketch?
• You can eat sushi
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Can I go to the bathroom?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• You can never get away from yourself
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Who can know it?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I understand. As far as I can go, we'll go together.
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• All the gold you can eat
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world

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