Findings:
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- You, standing
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Stop asking for peace and do something
- Early, before our hands knew what to do
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
- Do I stay or run away?
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
- stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- What do you know of me, or I of you?
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- Right handed, or left handed?
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- Do or do not, there is no try
- How do you stop a rhino from charging?
- Caution (Do Not Stop On The Tracks)
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
- Do It or Die
- I never know what to do with my hands
- What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- Stop the Madness (Or at Least Slow It Down A Little)
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Stop reading this and go do something constructive
- Attempt to gog
- Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
- All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
- My first comet
- You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
- using religion as a pick-up attempt
- Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
- Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
- attempted rape
- Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
- An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
- The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- An attempt at accountancy porn
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- United States Presidential assassination attempts
- In which I attempt more puns
- it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
- chainsaw
- The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
- How to fell a tree with a chainsaw
- Chainsaw Juggler
- chainsaw (user)
- blessed chainsaw
- chainsaw on a stick
- Swiss-Army chainsaw
- Chainsaw Records
- Daisy Chainsaw
- Chainsaw Linux
- The Chainsaw Vigilante
- Mr. Chainsaw (user)
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- Take your chainsaw and wield it recklessly
- The Gentle Sound of Chainsaws
- Do the math
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- Do fat men get fat dicks?
- Just Do It
- What I do with my philosophy degree
- Do not go gentle into that good night
- Trip Like I Do
- Do aliens exist?
- Do Her
- Why women wear makeup and perfume
- Why do we treat them so well?
- do time
- Tae Kwon Do
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Do you really want to live forever?
- Wing Chun Do
- What would Brian Boitano do?
- What Would Jesus Do?
- You Can't Do That on Television
- Do you know me?
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- comma comma down doobie do down down
- What to do if you get in a car accident
- Do you know William Faulkner?
- Do clam bras chafe?
- Do I dare to eat a peach?
- What do you want to see happen?
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- We need to stop this
- Do a crouch
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
- Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
- What You do While I Slumber
- Chung Do Kwan
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- do not disturb
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- and if you do, take pictures
- DOS Requester
- what you do
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
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