Findings:

• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• How to get a drink named after you
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Urban Ritual
• Where do we go from here?
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Name evolution: from Chinese to Hebrew
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• What to do if you forget to take the pill
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Do Not Fire From Target Continuum
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Take me from home
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Improving your chess game
• Staying in a Hotel, advice from an ex-Janitor
• Gentle Advice From A (Former) Lawyer
• The Consumer’s Guide to Effective Environmental Choices: Practical Advice from the Union of Concerned Scientists
• Countries named after people
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• Helping a loved one with depression
• How do you know that name?
• the least I should do is name the beast
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• if you walk across the street in this town with someone, make sure the guy's name isn't Jay Walker
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Scattershot Life Advice from an Ex-Cynic
• my name on someone else's body
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• What to do after leaving school
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• and if you do, take pictures
• Let's do some living, after we die
• What to do after unprotected sex
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• Where do babies come from?
• What I want from life
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• we do not give what we want to take
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• What do we learn from Wordsworth's poetry? We learn not to read Wordsworth's poetry.
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Letter From My Father After the Death of My Mother
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Take it from me
• People with programming languages named after them
• Talking after breathing in helium from balloons
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Do Lobsters Cough and Other Things From the Days of Covid-19
• dark highways take us near and far from home
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Don't take candy from strangers
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Written After Swimming from Sestos to Abydos
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• reentry vehicle
• Taking your fiance's last name
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Boy named after website
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• On an airplane from Birmingham to Salt Lake City, after Christmas with family
• The silence after someone leaves
• Uncle Robin's Advice for Lovelorn Geeks
• medical advice
• Advice on Choosing a Username
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• Ask moJoe : Advice for the Criminally Confused
• sage advice
• Words of advice for young noders
• advice for a personal weblog
• John Irving's advice to writers
• Vaguely valid advice to prospective weight trainers
• Advice for using customer service
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• advice for surviving finals week
• Some modest advice for graduate students
• Letter of advice to Queen Victoria
• Advice to new smokers
• Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation
• Advice on buying used Apple hardware
• Dating Advice
• fatherly advice
• Advice on buying used furniture
• Ambiguous advice
• Advice to young science fiction, fantasy, and horror writers
• Humble Petition and Advice
• Everything2 Copyright and Fair Use FAQ
• Words of Advice
• advice for young
• Advice for buying a used Sun system
• Advice for buying a used Silicon Graphics system
• Writing Advice (category)
• Advice to Crisis Line Operators
• advice to a college daughter
• Chord's standard gift-giving advice
• Nothing More Valuable Than Good Advice
• happily ever after
• Life after death
• They all lived happily ever after
• after
• Life After God
• after the therapy
• After the torchlight red on sweaty faces
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• after the fact
• After the Summer of Love
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• After Y2K
• August and Everything After
• After Dark
• Night After Night
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Twenty Years After
• Why are the spots on your monitor after a healthy sneeze red, green, and blue?
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• masturbating right after working out
• What was left after the party
• Time After Time
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Braitenberg vehicle
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Everything and after
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• Live After Death
• whoring after other gods
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• November and Everything After
• Going After Cacciato

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