Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "don't do it. seriously. don't. it might actually get to the Afghan postal system and then you're hosed."

• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't do that then!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I don't want to get over you
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Stoned music memories
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Rape committed by women
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• I don't know what to do with you
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
• Don't run over fire hose
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I don't know what else to do
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I don't believe in anything
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Winners Don't Use Drugs
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• emotions others don't get to see
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• I don't get it
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• you don't have to do this
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• You just don't get it
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• You don't get a song
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't shit where you eat
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't Look Back
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Don't panic
• What do you need, and how might I help?
• We don't need no education
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Baptist jokes
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Don't Tell Alfred
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• Don't try this at home
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Node what you don't know
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't defile my sex
• Don't fuck llamas
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't believe in people
• Don't give up
• Don't touch that dial
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Vote!
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Saying what you don't mean
• you don't want to know
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• I Don't Like Mondays
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• don't care
• Don't Be Afraid
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Americans don't speak English
• Contradictions don't exist
• I don't know

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