Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "don't even sit there, smiling stupidly at me, pretending to be objective"

• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• There will be no more stories to read
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't Be Afraid
• Look siad me Be like me
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• There will never be another you
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• There need to be more powers
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• OBAFGKM
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Some things that fly there be
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• marry me and you'll be safe
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• there will be a last
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There will be time
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't want to be alone
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• you had to be there
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is some place I need to be
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• There Will Be Blood
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If your wish be to close me
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Be gentle with me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• There can be only one
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Who Will Be There
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• On the comet there will be much pie
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• An M pretending to be an S
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Let me be your fantasy
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Be there or be square
• Don't be an IM phantom
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be sad
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't Be Evil
• Be careful and don't fall down

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