Findings:

• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Rape committed by women
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• I don't get many things right the first time
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Don't fuck the corpses
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• I don't want to get over you
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• How to get chicks (black metal version)
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• Shit or get off the pot
• Bad writeups get 4 XP? (e2poll)
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• emotions others don't get to see
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• You just don't get it
• You don't get a song
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• You'll never get away with this!
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• To get Xp CLICK HERE
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Stoned music memories
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I don't get it
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Don't fuck with the cat
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Get the fuck out of my office
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Fuck it or kill it
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Get fucked, asshole!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• hot library chicks
• Jack Chick
• artsy chick
• chick pea flour battered veggies
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• Jack T. Chick Tracts
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• hens and chicks
• Chicks dig the piano player
• Bryn Mawr chicks
• My techie chick
• Boom Chick A Boom
• Diver Chick (user)
• Chick Hearn
• Chick Pea Flour Pancakes/Crepes
• How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
• Chick Flick Trailer Music
• Dead chicks rock the house
• Satan is a chick
• Fat Chicks Go Down After Every Bagel
• flick chick (user)
• Sweety the Chick
• chick munk (user)
• chick chick (user)
• Nyc Chick (user)
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• People who don't smoke will never die

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