Findings:
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Stoned music memories
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- So you don't have to
- Cats don't have brakes
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- A reason to drink
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- I have a punklin and you don't
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- No, I don't have channel 11
- You don't have any real problems
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't have the time
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to do this
- I don't have a television set
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Career Enrichment Center
- Make a career
- Careers for a liberal arts major
- My brief career as an international terrorist
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- Bootstrap a career in Computer Science
- My brief career as an international fashion model
- Everything Professional Career Network
- The Career of the Charitable Quen-Ki-Tong
- The Career of the Charitable Quen-Ki-Tong: Second Period
- Elvis Presley's Military Career
- career criminal
- Career Planning
- My short career as an educator
- The Strange Career of Jim Crow
- Career of Evil
- Career transition
- Don't panic
- don't care
- (Don't Fear) The Reaper
- Don't try this at home
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- You Don't Know Jack
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Contradictions don't exist
- Don't stand so close to me
- Node what you don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Don't mess with Texas
- you don't want to know
- Don't Vote!
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Saying what you don't mean
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Don't fuck llamas
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- I don't believe in people
- I don't believe in right and wrong
- Don't Go Out the Door
- I don't think of her
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- I don't like moving.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- Don't forget the toes
- Don't talk about your mamma like that
- Don't let the bastards grind you down
- Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- I don't want to die
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Don't lie. Ever.
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- I don't understand vegetarians
- Cats don't masturbate
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- If at first you don't succeed
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't feed the bears
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