Findings:

• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Baptist jokes
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't have the time
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• You don't have to remember my name
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Stoned music memories
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You don't have any real problems
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• So you don't have to
• I don't have a television set
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• you don't have to do this
• Cats don't have brakes
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• A reason to drink
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't Fear the Fat
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• emotions others don't get to see
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Glamour Dos and Don'ts
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Don't think about it
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I have no faith in your God
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Do what you have to do
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Till We Have Faces
• My hands have lost their memory
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Have a kosher passover!
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Could have beens, should have beens
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• I have to return some videotapes
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• They have no bones.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• What it's like to have cancer
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Jump-Starting Your Acting Career and other innovative new features of Windows XP
• i have been burning for so long
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Don't mope, act!
• Don't Know Much
• Don't push it
• Don't Dream It's Over
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't run over fire hose
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Don't fight the internet
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• To June, from Eric
• Don't yank my chain
• Don't hump the monkey
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse

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