Findings:

• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Push the button, Frank
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't pull the stop button!
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• You push the button, we do the rest
• Push button
• Don't push it
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• I don't use the gents or the ladies room
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• push or knock
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• joy button
• button ad
• belly button
• turbo button
• Bachelor's button
• Buttons
• start button
• Stop button panic
• Netscape Everything Search Button (document)
• boss button
• Javascript for Windows-IE Everything Search Button
• Internet Explorer Everything Search Button (document)
• On the button
• flipper button
• Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
• Amboyna button
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Fear of the Back button
• reset button
• Button your lip
• History Eraser Button
• power button
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• Feline-activated sleep button
• wearing buttons is not enough
• The Unsend Button
• back button
• self-destruct button
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• Where's the VOTE! button?
• I love pushing buttons
• One button off error
• You cannot drag an item onto a button on the Taskbar.
• B Button
• snooze button syndrome
• PlayStation controller buttons
• Mouse Button Evolutionary Theory
• fire button
• Jemmy Button
• Flash button
• Go button
• emergency stop button
• Button Men
• button mushroom
• Feature button
• radio button
• belly button lint
• Group similar taskbar buttons
• shoulder button
• gnarly buttons (user)
• Nancy's Buttons
• Button Moon
• buttons (user)
• LSD on payphone buttons
• Press the reset button, and everyone is a virgin again
• Fixing a laptop button
• E2 Editor Doc - Buttons and Knobs (document)
• Cadbury Buttons Twinpot
• Button Man
• The Button Pusher
• Tender Buttons
• koumpounophobia
• Button Phobia
• Biskara button
• Red Buttons
• chord button
• dump button
• Tracheostomy button
• Napoleon's Buttons
• Livery button
• button (user)
• Tender Buttons: Objects
• A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember

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