Findings:

• Don't take sex too seriously
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• i took anything too seriously; i regret that i did not
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• but don't take my word for it
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Don't take breathing for granted
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't clap too loudly; it's a very old world.
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• The conglomerate loves with the full force of a thousand entities. We take this very seriously.
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Rape committed by women
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• A reason to drink
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• You take up too much space
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't order meat well-done
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Dead languages don't change
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't read song analyses
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Old video games don't die
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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