Findings:

• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Lab rats dream about the mazes they run
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Stand Up and Bless the Lord
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• stand up
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• The Show Will Run And Run
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• They don't know what they're missing
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• try/catch/finally
• They don't understand my tea
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• I don't think the sun was up
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• I can't stand up for falling down
• They always run
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• Stand Up Guy
• Stand up philosophy
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Original Stand Up Routine
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• I will fight no more
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Don't run over fire hose
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• They don't know what I've done
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• They Fight the Invisible Bears
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Generic stand up comedy routine
• stand up comedy
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• Stand Up for Judas
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Sit Down. Stand Up.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Stand Up and Shout
• Don't try this at home
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• An Original Stand Up Routine
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Don't stand so close to me
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Get Up, Stand Up
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They don't touch me the same way
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• They Don't Want Me
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• Rape committed by women
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Don't give up your day job
• Don't wait up for me
• Don't fight the internet
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• don't try to find words
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I will fight no more forever
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• People don't flail when they die
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• They Fight Crime!
• We will fight and I will win
• I tried to fight a coward.
• People who don't smoke will never die

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