Findings:

• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't tell me about her
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't Worry About the Government
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I'm so sorry
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• Just don't expect me to understand
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• So why talk about politics now
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• I am sorry about the wings
• Don't call me white
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me a story about trains
• I don't care about the air
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• magic rectangle, teach me about the world
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• customers don't trust me
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I'm not talking about
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Why worry about Armageddon?
• Sorry about the small penis
• Hey, stranger. I worry about you.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Tell me a story about rains
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm about to create a new node!
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• show me what the world is all about
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Don't Give Me Names
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't quote me on that
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• Tell me about your secret places
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me about my contradictions
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Sorry about my friend
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• i do not worry about
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Tell me a story about drains
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Ask me about Loom
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• sorry about the mess
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about mains
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Don't think about it
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• We worried about the fire and the night

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