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• The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
• What I have learned from being fired
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Addressing others by their user names
• A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
• even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• The judging of American talent by persons from the United Kingdom
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• One should expect as much from a machine
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
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• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Arguments for the perceived impending invasion of Earth by atomic-powered Killbots from Planet X
• To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Living for the reasons of the dead that moved to paper from their heads
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Accidental death odds
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
• Beings from space: What could they want?
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Judging women by their books
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• The Sightless find Their way by the Warmth
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• The Wild Colonials
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
• From 'The Seven Dreams Of The Golden Unicorn' by Reynold Cosby
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• By their fruits you shall know them
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• on being hit by lightning
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Retrieving lost coins from a vending machine
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• How to steal newspapers from newspaper vending machines
• Being licked to death by kittens
• cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Know the mute by finding their storyteller
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Trespassers will be violated
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait

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