That peculiar sort of logic that only really makes sense when you're hammered out of your mind.

  • He's bigger than me, he's in better shape than me and he has tonnes of Aikido badges on his jacket. Therefore, I could kick his pansy ass. Only pussies wear Aikido badges.
  • She's beautiful, she's sitting with her boyfriend, and she seems to be having a great time. Therefore, she wants to sleep with me. Hot chicks always have asshole boyfriends.
  • Those two guys are talking about quantum physics. I don't know anything about quantum physics. Therefore, they need my help in order to solve their problem. I have a natural affinity for advanced physics.
  • It's four in the morning and I think that I'm going to need my stomach pumped. Therefore, it's time to move on to the tequila shots and make the most out of the evening.

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