Findings:
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- My first comet
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- It costs me nothing to be considerate
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- Let me be your fantasy
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Let Me Be Your Shelter
- When you want me and how you want me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
- This is my truth tell me yours
- You mean the me that you would be
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- Dance Me to the End of Love
- The Jester sang with a voice that came from you and me
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- It Ain't Gonna Be Me
- How Prom nearly killed me
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- be silent my bird, you tear me apart
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Be gentle with me
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- The end will be a sellout
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How the Internet Came to Be
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- OBAFGKM
- let me be your first upvote
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- He taught me how to smoke
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- If your wish be to close me
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Tell me a story about trains
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- You've got to be kidding me
- That would be me
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- I've Gotta Be Me
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- How it came to pass that the Art Institute stole the last shreds of my sanity
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- How did I end up here?
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- A learned man came to me once
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- can you show me where this came from?
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How the Sun Came to Be
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Paint Me the End of an Era
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- far be it from me
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Look siad me Be like me
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- How television car chases influenced me
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How Daniel explained it to me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How Do You Want Me?
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- marry me and you'll be safe
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
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