Findings:

• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• It's been so long since I've known this feeling
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• i've worked very hard to become so
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Books Senso Has Read (category)
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
• I've
• Charles Ives
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
• -ive
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I've Got a Secret
• I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
• Burl Ives
• I've got the Internet
• Things that I've overheard
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Jobs I've Had
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• Neatest trip I've had
• I've got a little list
• I've been crowned the king of it
• I've been mentally masturbating for weeks
• I've been living my life half asleep
• I've switched to hand-rolled cigarettes
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Since I've stopped watching TV
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Things I've learned from Everything
• Ski piss
• of all the things i've lost..
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I've been a woman for too long
• I think I've forgiven her
• I Feel I've Melted
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• I've Seen It All
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I've never
• David Ives
• I've lost you
• I've Been Tired
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've developed a new skill
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• Why I've never been ice skating
• The time I've lost in wooing
• The Wild Colonials
• I've Got the World on a String
• What I've Learned
• Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• I've lost interest
• The Road I've Travelled
• I've been shot!
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've been working on my homework
• I've Gotta Get a Message to You
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• I've got mine
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I've been expecting you
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• I've inadvertently created a superfly
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• I've had you here before
• Currier and Ives
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I've Seen Everything
• I know this road pretty well, for I've chased many a honey-bee over it.
• I've Got a Woman
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Ive Brussel
• I've Never met a nice South African
• I've Never Been to Me
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• I've Seen Your Picture
• Best smoke I've ever had
• I've been smoking ever since
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• I've got the music in me
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I've lost my appetite
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• I've heard your song
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I’ve been completed
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• I've always wanted to hear Morrissey sing the theme song from "The Love Boat"
• I've never suffered from nostalgia
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• I've walked on the Moon barefoot.
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Now that I've told you
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I've been cordially invited to join the visceral realists
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• My life, Jim, and how I've lived it
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• i've done nothing lately
• Eyes I've known
• I've got socks
• They don't know what I've done
• Incidentally, I've claimed the power of pussy
• I've earned my hate, earned it!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I've been trying to count the stars
• No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've been waiting forever
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib

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