Findings:
- I can't find my feeding tube
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- boring
- Mr. T ate my balls
- eternity would be boring
- Baseball is a very boring sport
- Novelty Effect cool; repetition boring
- boring beige box
- Why StairMasters are boring
- My town is boring
- Boring Boy (user)
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- My town is the most boring place on earth
- boring PC-like cases
- Why is theater so boring
- Math is not boring
- Boring Story (user)
- Wayne Boring
- Boring, Maryland
- David Boring
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Boring Basalts
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- Boring days with music
- Boring, Oregon
- Feeling normal is boring
- Satan Is Boring
- And People Say Supermarkets are Boring
- We are committed to boring and unimaginative sex once per week
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
- Boring Larry
- you're all really really boring
- Rather than a safe and solid landscape (boring)
- Boring old fart
- even (user)
- Even better than the real thing
- Even Cowgirls get the Blues
- The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
- Now I, even I, would celebrate...
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- Even
- not even wrong
- break even
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- not even thirty
- Even my faults he adores
- Even Day
- "42" is even to any base
- Even if we're not together
- In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
- Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- even permutation
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
- the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
- Even from the East German judge!
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- even the fool
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Even In Dreams
- Even Years Ago
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- Even nerds need people skills
- Even In The Torrent's Rage
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Even permutations are not odd
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- Even the moon was wrong
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- even function
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Something Even Better
- Latin for Even More Occasions
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Even if You Don't
- Even in the Quietest Moments
- Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- kiss, even
- even number
- Even a pigeon has a pussy
- Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Even cannibals get the blues
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
- That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
- Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
- odd or even
- Five is both even and odd
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- Even aan mijn moeder vragen
- You didn't even keep one bag?
- Groups of even order
- Even the moon likes to change her colors
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I still don't even know you
- Even death is beautiful
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- ideas are violence against reality
- Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Even In Death
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Even trees die
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
- Even Johansen
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- Even the Queen
- even steven (user)
- Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- No, nothing, not even dreams
- Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- A place where even trees conspire
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- It's not love. It's not even close.
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- even though I wanted my friends to know
- Our stories will surprise even our selves.
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
- Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
- Even death requires an essay
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- you can't break even
- but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
- Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
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