Findings:

• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't think of...
• will happen, happening, happened
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• what is this i don't even
• If you don't softlink it, I will
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Even the dead will not be safe
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• And I don't even know their names
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• This will never happen
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Don't think about it
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't think the sun was up
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• I don't think I like your system
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I don't think of her
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't think I like love
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Think globally, don't act.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• I still don't even know you
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even if You Don't
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Don't Make Me Think
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• E2 drank my beer, and I don't think it's fair
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• i don't hate you. not even a little
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• Accidents will happen
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• You never think it will be the ducks
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• I think I will break but I mend
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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