Findings:
- Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
- Stoned music memories
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- What I have learned from being fired
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- The day I realized what being alive was
- What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- Looking Forward to Being Attacked
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
- Can I eat him, boss?
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- Some of our best friends are three minutes long
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Language of the dead
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- We Can Run
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
- For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
- Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
- Maybe you remember being this young and being invincible
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
- Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
- Good from far, but far from good
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- him da best (user)
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- We kiss on the mouth but still cough down our sleeves
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- We had no bait but our tongues
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
- The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Perils of being too good at your job
- not as good as being there
- The honor of being a rat
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
- Being a dickhead
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Being married to your best friend
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
- Farewell to one of our own, one of our best (document)
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- A Modest Proposal For Preventing Refugee Children From Being A Burden To The Public
- The mindset of being alone but not lonely
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
- Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
- The Best Years of Our Lives
- A book has always been my best friend
- It has not been a wonderful day
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Soon, I will run... but not away
- The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- But I have seen the sun just once
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
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