Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "every food at Starbucks is designed to be saturated by some caffeinated substance"

• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• every secret thing was made by some one
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Things every child should be taught
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Argument by Design
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• For Some Poems by Matthew Arnold
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Food should not be luminous
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• There is some place I need to be
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Every tale is not to be believed
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
• some day we will all be gone
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• By Some Disputed Neon Barricade
• Sensei's recipes
• My family has specific names for some generic food
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Design by Numbers
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Some things that fly there be
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I don't need to be loved by you
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Some words live to be kept close to the skin
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture III: Some Metaphysical Problems ...
• The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
• Design by Numbers language reference
• Some Girls Wander by Mistake
• A menstruation machine in every home: against gallery-bound critical design
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• design by contract
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Want to be a lawyer?
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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