Findings:
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
- Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
- every desert (has) an oasis
- we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- Drivers who think they are Neo
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
- Every door in my house just leads to another room
- Every Which Way but Loose
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- They think I'm a god
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
- It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- Starving in the greenhouse
- How interesting facts and theories are discredited
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Every day adds a new worry, on the last day they all disappear
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- everyone has some burden they carry
- Music need not be popular to be good
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I think I will break but I mend
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- They had left, but her mascara kept running
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
- Every city is full of secret places
- The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
- Secrets of the house
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- every statement has a context
- they carry but they do not understand
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- They think it's all over
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But what are they really thinking?
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Introspection is probably not as valuable as you think
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- They are all pretty but fading.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
- may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- eyes that stole my every secret
- Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
- I think of you every time I cry
- It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Every Dog Has Its Day
- Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- Every Fly has a spider who sings them a song
- Every single ancestor of yours for five hundred million years has successfully mated.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- every secret thing was made by some one
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- every cloud has a silver lining
- It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- Are your pets as loyal as you think they are?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- Kids that age think they know it all
- cat haters
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
- Zatanna and the House of Secrets
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- butt naked
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There is no god but God
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- Valuable Humans in Transit and Other Stories
- Butt hinge
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Butt crack of dawn
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- If I could slip this skin but for a moment
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- Sexist jokes
- Yard Butt
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Free but worthless shares
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
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