Findings:

• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All he left her was alone
• I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• The death of a man I had never known
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The bravest man I've ever known
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• making certain he was touching her
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I wish I was dead
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Best smoke I've ever had
• like nothing ever was
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• He had something to say. He said it.
• When I was young Time had no wings
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• More than he was willing to give
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• if I had known then what I know now
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• some say he was never here at all
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• He Was Only Joking
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Dead people I have known
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Dischord Recording Artists
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• King George he had a Date
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
• What if everyone was gay?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• he was a punk poet himself
• i was richer for having known you, friend
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• He was found
• That's Just How He Was
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• Everyone's dead, Dave
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• The best teacher I ever had
• Was it ever there?
• Same as it Ever Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• I thought everyone had a turning point story
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I Had Always Known
• To everyone's relief he's still alive and kicking
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• I was once young and had a home
• he had a dream
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• If I Had Known
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• At least he was gentle
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• I married him because he was not mean
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• Night of the Living Dead
• Tibetan Book of the Dead
• Polaroids from the Dead
• middle of summer how crazy it was
• Dead Man
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• the already dead
• Millions of Dead Children
• dead puck
• Stop Dead
• The Queen Is Dead
• wave a dead chicken
• Dead baby jokes

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