evil spider woman

The Evil Spider Woman lives in her secret hideout deep within the Himalayan Mountains. Ever since she killed off Dr. Fu Manchu, she has inherited his role as International Crimelord and World-Conquering Genius, so she keeps busy with various nefarious plots, including:

• smuggling opium in ancient artifacts bound for national museums;
• the overthrow of the British government using steam-powered flying machines;
• selling innocent American college girls into white slavery in China;
• construction of the horribly powerful Moon Gun at the secret base in tropical Antarctica;
• replacing American congressmen with inhuman clockwork automata;
• sponsorship of evil cannibalistic death cults in the American Midwest;
• marrying, mating with, and executing wealthy, brainwashed bachelors worldwide;
• and promotion of teeny-bopper bimbo dance bands.

Fear -- nay, tremble -- before the world-shaking wickedness of the Evil Spider Woman!