Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "evolve from a piece of shit on the ground to a piece of shit on the ground that can talk"

• I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• Piece of shit car
• Cans of shit
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Little pieces from above
• Salisbury Cathedral from Bishop's Grounds
• Piero Manzoni
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• Creating decorative pieces from red envelopes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I can do shit with my legs
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• canned piece of soul
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• a museum piece from the start
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• The ground sucks the warmth from my bare and blistered feet
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• A pound of ground beef
• Battle Ground Lake
• Single Channel Ground and Airborne Radio System
• Gain Ground
• blood on the ground as far as you see
• Copp's Hill Burying Ground
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Ground Fault Indicator
• Ground Proximity Warning Systems
• run into the ground
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Mouse grounds plane
• ground clearance
• Ground Blooming Flower
• isolated ground
• A fly landing on my oatmeal is grounds for tears
• Ground truth
• Ground Loop
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What can we expect from the aliens?
• Can We Talk About This?
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• middle ground
• Ground Vehicle
• Stamp on the ground and feel your flowers
• Aiming for the ground and missing
• ground wave
• Ground effect
• ground hog
• ground rent
• Indian burial ground
• Dark and Bloody Ground
• Ground Based Radar
• Ground for a Divorce
• virtual ground
• Ground Tag
• Ground tree
• Ground Control II
• ground resistance
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• Teeing ground
• Move Under Ground
• ground hero
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• can you show me where this came from?
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Can I hear the echo from the days of '39?
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• ground beef
• grounds for termination
• Dedication for a Plot of Ground
• dive in the ground
• British Summertime is grounded for bad behaviour.
• ground elder
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• ground moraine
• Fedex Ground
• Ground Kontrol
• neutral ground
• ground station
• Ground Force
• Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground
• ground clutter
• Melbourne Cricket Ground
• Arctic Ground Squirrel
• How to test the electrical ground for a house
• UPS Ground
• WACA Ground, Perth
• Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• ground plane
• Aberdeen Proving Ground
• Common Grounds Coffee House
• Battle Ground, Washington
• Ground Beef and Rice Bake
• grounded conductor
• ground ball
• Ground Control to Major Tom
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Tom Lowe Shooting Grounds
• earth ground
• Bleaching ground
• Losing Ground
• North Burial Ground
• Ground School
• Polo Grounds
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing.
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• we can learn a lot from plants
• You can never get away from yourself
• The Ground Beneath Her Feet
• Burying ground
• stomping grounds
• Ground zero
• ground speed
• ground rule
• Ground Control
• The Holy Ground
• ground score
• Holy Ground
• ground
• Ground Zero (user)
• Charnel Grounds at Pashupatinat
• Ground rush
• happy hunting ground
• The Grounds
• Old Ground
• ground state
• electric ground
• The ground is a ship in Norway (#2)
• ground pressure
• Radio Ground Zero
• Squid-Jigging Ground
• ground rule double
• ground bloom
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• ground level futon
• Ground Control (user)
• Barren Ground
• On Dangerous Ground
• Common Ground
• Huntington Avenue Grounds
• And thus endeth the spawning grounds
• Faces of Ground Zero
• ground squirrel
• On Deadly Ground
• Friend, your white beard sweeps the ground
• Basic Italian ground beef mixture

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