Findings:

• Hamlet for First Grade
• asshole
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to be an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• How to dismantle an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• First wave ska music
• First contact
• our first time
• First Amendment
• first place
• First Lady
• first
• First Aid
• First past the post
• The First Third
• First Post
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• First person
• The first time
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• First Foundation
• first lieutenant
• first down
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• First baseman
• America First
• first date
• First Manassas
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• halfway house for my name first
• First World
• First kiss
• First node on everything
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• I am the Lord thy God, who brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery
• First date in history
• Never be the first to let go
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• My First Absolution!
• Mahler Symphony No. 1
• My First Exorcism
• Who's on first?
• First Age
• Love at first sight
• The Universe always gets the first move
• first cousin
• first category
• Always for the first time
• Since feeling is first
• The very first computer bug
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• there's a first time for everything
• first draft
• X-Men: First Appearances
• the first person "you"
• my first poem
• The First Three Minutes
• Right of the First Knight
• My first experience with opium
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
• Mariner:Part the First
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• first impression
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Who made the first bread?
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning
• Wilderness First Responder
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• First Punic War
• first class
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• The First of the Microbe Hunters
• Tonkin's First Computer Dictionary
• First class Titanic passengers
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• Shitty first drafts
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• uncaused first causer
• first ring
• First Great Eastern
• First Great Western
• Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade
• first isomorphism theorem
• proof of the first isomorphism theorem
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• First Commandment of Piloting
• Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
• If at first you don't succeed
• first cause argument

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