A byproduct of late-stage capitalism. In any retail environment where a premium is placed on standards of display, you will find the folding seminar. At about 9pm, in Gap outlets across the country, floor managers and merchandising team leaders gather their new retail recruits together. While the floor polishers buff the mall corridors to a gleaming shine and the rest of the suburban clothing sales world is asleep, these eager retail acolytes learn the secret of the Perfect Khaki Fold, the Proper Display of Cargo Pants (Make sure that thigh pocket is front-and-center, guys!), and the Correct Use of the Folding Template. No refreshments are served.

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