Findings:

• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Be there or be square
• To be or not to be
• Kid, be a kid
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I must die or be better
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Or at least it used to be
• lost, or trying to be
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Trick or treating for older kids
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Be a model or just look like one
• Want to be a lawyer?
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• This statement cannot be proven
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• you had to be there
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• To God Be the Glory
• person, place or thing
• the powers that be
• To be at loggerheads
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Will I be given that chance?
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• All we need is just to be
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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