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• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• please forgive me (user)
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• The dream people were being assholes.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• imperfect being (user)
• being
• human being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• being close to another person
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• Being John Malkovich
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Being and Time
• The day I realized what being alive was
• you being in love
• World of Being
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Being alone
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Human being emulator
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The dangers of being open minded
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• The perks of being a wallflower
• On Being Human
• The bored who complain
• It's nice being in shape
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• When you are being sacrificed
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• at the thought of being close to you..
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• Being the Younger Man
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• On being a staunch monarchist
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• The benefits of being single
• being doored
• Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
• Being a dickhead
• Toward a Psychology of Being
• On not being a writer in Prague
• Steps To Being a Webmaster
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• The Wild Colonials
• Being Involved
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas

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