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• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• And then by the side of the road, I saw
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• standing off to the side of the lobby, watching the hostess adjust her hair
• To die by your side
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• She always was devious in her beauty
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Dischord Recording Artists
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• the ghostly tools that dance behind my closed eyes, you will grasp like hammers
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• All he left her was alone
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• Old man who lived by the crick
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• The girl who everyone loved
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Side by side
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• It clings to her like dedication in the rain
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
• I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• I was raised by the French government
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Young Virgin Auto-Sodomized by Her Own Chastity
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• What was stolen by someone else
• line by line darkness
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• every secret thing was made by some one
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What if everyone was gay?
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Goodbye (Always By Your Side)
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• And her legs went on forever, like staring up at infinity
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Helping people cheat
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• In her tomb by the sounding sea
• The greatest line spoken by Keanu Reeves
• The Who By Numbers
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• By Appointment to Her Majesty The Queen
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• Judging women by their books
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• Everyone likes the Pope
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• I was sure it was her
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Her name was Natalie
• Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
• Be different, just like everyone else
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• The colors flow through her like a rainbow
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender

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