Findings:
- Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
- The state that almost was
- Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Marilyn Monroe
- The train station was fucking freezing and
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- Almost Blue
- almost
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Because I say so
- Almost Heaven
- almost surely
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- almost always
- Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
- I almost did it
- I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
- Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- almost all
- Almost Famous
- perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- Tonight I Almost Died
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- It's almost like you're real
- Almost Ready to Run
- Almost broke the rules
- Almost Too Much
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- When Night is Almost Done
- Signs that a television show is almost dead
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Almost Live
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- I almost had to wait
- Almost!
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Almost, if I close my eyes
- Almost Glycerin
- Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- We almost lost Detroit
- All of what I almost remember
- I almost lost my son
- Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
- Almost getting cut from the team
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- middle of summer how crazy it was
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- my almost favorite pair of shoes
- Almost Oedipal
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- unfinished something, almost
- The night I almost expected
- almost alone
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Almost Silly Epiphany Song
- Almost entirely innocuous chocolate meringue cookies
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- too much is almost enough
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- almost drove past the church that day
- favor
- Asking for a favor
- All in Favor of "Gun Control" Raise Your Right Hand
- party favor
- Permanaced sentados por favor
- Do the world a favor, raise your kids atheist
- Biased historians favor warfare and economics
- curry favor
- sexual favor
- Unmerited Favor
- Divine favor
- She favors black bras
- Small Favor
- eye candy and party favors
- points in favor of stream-of-consciousness working methods
- They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
- Everyone in this conversation is in favor of universal love and transcendent joy.
- Some things just fall out of favor
- Good old fashioned fucking
- fucking eh
- Fucking A
- The difference between fucking and making love
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- Fucking Åmål
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I despise ribbon cable
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Some critical thoughts on the aesthetics of Dragonball Z
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
- Why fucking cows is a bad idea
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- Getting to know you noders fucking sucked
- Primary Spontaneous Pneumothorax
- Holy Shit! Man Walks on Fucking Moon!
- Shopping and Fucking
- Are cops completely fucking useless?
- Throw away your fucking scale!
- Sheets of blank fucking paper
- high-intensity discharge headlights
- The donuts are so pretty
- Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
- Ho Ho Fucking Ho
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Fucking
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- Live Era '87-'93
- couch fucking
- I hate this fucking orange cat
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Call a spade a fucking shovel
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm not fucking bored
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- Give me back my bike!
- Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock
- Piss without farting, die without fucking
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- Video files inside .zip archives
- Fucking Anais
- How to clean a bathroom
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
- Shut up, you fucking baby!
- The Fucking Champs
- fucking machine
- Hard like fucking stone
- go fucking (user)
- The Price is Right is Fucking Rigged
- It's my fucking job to know
- Dope, Guns and Fucking in the Streets
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
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