Findings:

• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Chicken Cannon
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• funny how cliches stay true
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
• How to make a left turn in LA
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I need my heel to heal, but I also need to walk
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Left Behind
• Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
• Blossoms left behind
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• My first comet
• Nobody for me but you
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn out
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Things left behind
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Death Walks Behind You
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
• How I lost my shoes at Ozzfest
• How to find out your own IP address
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• the things he left behind
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Walk behind a woman
• Starving in the greenhouse
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• No Child Left Behind Act
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• Get Behind Me Satan
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• How To Be Funny
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• No noder left behind
• How to fall out of an airplane
• How to Fall Out of Love
• In the left corner, behind the filing cabinet...
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Smoking from a Pringles tube
• How to polish shoes
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
• No Child left behind
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Finding out where a net user lives
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• No One Gets Left Behind
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Sexist jokes
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• Pandeism and the world of Left Behind
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• You say you love; but with a voice
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• it's not what you node, but how you node

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