Findings:

• The First Time I Saw a Person Die
• our first time
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• The first time you realize your father is as human as you are
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• The first time
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• A guide for the first time raver
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• FIRST STAR IN THE GAME OF LIFE: The Life & Times of Hockey Hero Larry Kwong
• Telling Anna you love her the first time
• Tips for first time flyers
• the first time I saw my mother cry
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• her first time
• Different reasons
• the first time always sucks
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• My first time in the executive M-noder washroom
• Always for the first time
• The first time I knew I was different
• there's a first time for everything
• A first time for everything
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• first time caller longtime listener
• my first time on roller blades
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Hot pursuit
• The first time I saw her
• The First Two Times I Lost It
• For the first time ever, glad to see the red and blue lights
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• The first time I flew
• Arthur, For the Very First Time
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• First Times
• Funny Times
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• Tips for Reading James Joyce's Ulysses For the First Time
• Everyone falls the first time
• Do it right the first time
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• first time in NYC
• I remember seeing you for the first time
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• First contact
• first place
• First Lady
• First Aid
• First past the post
• The First Third
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• First person
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• First baseman
• first date
• First Manassas
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• halfway house for my name first
• First World
• First node on everything
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• My First Absolution!
• Mahler Symphony No. 1
• Who's on first?
• First Age
• Love at first sight
• The Universe always gets the first move
• first cousin
• first category
• Since feeling is first
• The very first computer bug
• first draft
• X-Men: First Appearances
• the first person "you"
• my first poem
• The First Three Minutes
• Right of the First Knight
• My first experience with opium
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
• Mariner:Part the First
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• first impression
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Who made the first bread?
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning
• Wilderness First Responder
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• If at first you don't succeed
• first cause argument
• Stealth first person shooter
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• My First Sony
• First rule of comedy
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• The First State
• First Impact
• False First Impact
• the first song of the day
• Gilhooley's First Fundamental Finding
• first arrival
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• First Watch
• My first trip to Hooters
• First Precept
• First law of thermodynamics
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Women making the first move
• First They Came
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
• State of the First Amendment Survey
• First Prince of the Sword
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• My First and Last Communion
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The First Year of Hugo in Review
• First cigarette of the day
• First date kissing
• programs compiling on the first try
• first date discovery
• Surviving Your First Autocross
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• First Tuesday
• First African-American in Space
• Franklin Delano Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
• first language
• First Canadian Place
• First Amendment Apathy
• Ice forms first on bridges
• The first atomic test

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