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In Twin Peaks, garmonbozia is pain and sorrow, manifested as a substance resembling cream of corn soup for the spirits that feed on it in the White Lodge/Black Lodge. This is according to the little man, who may well be the other arm of the one-armed man.

To truly understand the meaning of garmonbozia, you need the following ingredients:

Stir all the ingredients together, preferably with a wooden spoon that has been dropped in the toilet. Slurp it backwards or, if this isn't possible, pour into a large glass and chug. As you run screaming to the closest wastebasket, sink, or toilet, contemplate what "pain and sorrow" means to you.

Disclaimer: DO NOT EVER TRY THIS. Garmonbozia is a delicacy meant only for the members of the Black Lodge.

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