an extremely humorous
skit that used to air on
late night with conan o'brien. in the skit, a man in a
giant hot dog suit would come out and dance to
music. occasionally, the music would
pause, and the
weiner would stop and strike a pose whilst he (or more likely, the speakers) emitted a loud
fart. this provided at least
23 minutes of amusement for diligent
viewers of the show. unfortunately, this has been replaced by such skits as
the "for me to poop on" dog.
there are many
conspiracies surrounding the
gaseous weiner's departure from the show at the height of his
popularity. same say he &
andy were competing for conan's love and andy forced him to leave. others propose that he was employing his
bronx cheers to covertly transmit
sensitive us military secrets to the
communists.
i, for one, believe that he was abducted by
aliens who had no means to
poot, and thus needed his comedy stylings to keep them amused and occupied enough so as to avoid destroying our
planet out of
frustration and
jealousy.
bless you, gaseous weiner, wherever
you may be.