Findings:
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- The Wild Colonials
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Get Behind Me Satan
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- kick ass
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- kick me
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- Please please please let me get what I want
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- Something to remember me by
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
- Gravity really gets me down
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- I kick ass for the Lord!
- My mom kicks ass
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
- Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- get off me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Stand by Me
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
- kick me (user)
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- How to fight and kick ass
- Decentralized networking kicked my ass
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- Canada Kicks Ass
- Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Eating only rice to get by
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Don't Pass Me By
- How to get hit by a car
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
- Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
- You're All I Need to Get By
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- Kick Ass Oat Bread
- I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
- She'll outlive me by 12 million years
- mark me by seconds
- I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- The things that get me (barely) through
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- Get it off me!
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- can you get enough of me?
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- (Come get me).
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- what little I have is starting to get to me
- Federal "pound me in the ass" prison
- Get back to me
- JOE KICK ASS (user)
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- Covering your ass
- ass
- Up Your Ass
- Rat's ass
- The Ass and His Driver
- The Ass and His Shadow
- The Ass and His Masters
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Ass and the Horse
- The Ass and the Wolf
- Kiss my ass
- Big Ass Truck
- jawbone of an ass
- Asses of Fire
- Photocopying your ass is not recommended
- Piece of ass
- The Kennedy crimes
- Persian wild ass
- Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
- Your ass is indefensible
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- Use of "ass" as an intensifier
- This door is not a horse's ass!
- Bad things with which to wipe your ass
- Big Ass Pork Plate
- The color of an ass on the run
- Weird-ass exam technique
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
- My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
- Kerr's Ass
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- Ass Pain
- Put your head down and your ass in the air
- Cool ass babe
- colder than a well digger's ass
- Run Your Ass Non-Stop
- Ass and potpourri
- Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- The Obscene Ass
- half-assed
- Bust Ass Falls
- You'd better start hauling ass
- Duck's ass
- My first smart ass comment
- bad ass (user)
- Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
- ass over teakettle
- The Devil is an Ass
- You mean the me that you would be
- ass candy (user)
- ass butt (user)
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- The law is an ass
- Jack ass (user)
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Ass kisser
- The -Ass Suffix and Beyond
- grabbing ass
- hot ass chris (user)
- trina sexy ass (user)
- ass whole (user)
- virgan ass (user)
- Cheap Ass Games (node_forward)
- Dat ass
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