Findings:

• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• People who carp about their jobs
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Judging women by their books
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Capitalize, please
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Boys, girls, and their mirror neurons
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Know your pets
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• The Girls in Their Summer Dresses
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
• Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
• Demons snatch unclaimed prayers out of the air to admire their gossamer wings
• Dead links in writeups
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I walk around when I'm high
• 27 Innocent Bystanders and Their Visions of the Afterlife
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• By their fruits you shall know them
• the boy who shoves girls during recess
• I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
• Who's That Girl
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Beware of the girl who caught the bridal bouquet twice
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Why American women shave their legs
• He Knows Not Their Names
• I feel their presence
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Girls Who Looked Under Rocks
• There are a million girls like me out there
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• A girl who fell in love with a stove
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• What Befell Candide and Martin on Their Passage
• Their Satanic Majesties Request
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• Cats always land on their feet
• Animals which resemble their owners
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The She-Goats and Their Beards
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• Hansi, the Girl Who Loved the Swastika
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• Odd Girl Out
• For girls who grow plump in the night
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• The girl who hangs the sun
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• Three Step Out For A Walk
• Who Let the Gophers Out?
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Who wears the pants
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Getting nervous around girls
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Some kiss with their eyes closed
• You wear your breasts to their full extent
• Things people put up their butts
• Great Days Out Around Cambridge 2001
• institutions have lives of their own
• gonna walk around (user)
• The Three Princes and their Beasts
• Stars In Their Eyes
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Apple-pie families and their flaming wreckage
• Everyone's got their drug
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Greeks like their women armless
• Rugby players eat their dead
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• Helping people cheat
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• The Girl Who Dreamed Tomorrow
• The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• Girls Who Bite Back
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
• Girl gangstas
• The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Girls' Night Out
• The girl who everyone loved
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
• The Girl Who Waited
• A Girl Walks Into A Bar
• Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• A Girl with a Past who has Done Things
• the girl who danced with the chair
• A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• She's The Type of Girl Who Always Remembers
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• The Girl Who Loved the Wind
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• we walk the same path out of sync
• The Who Sell Out
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• the tinned fish walks out WAY before the fancy booze
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• And their feet move
• In What Distress Candide, Cunegund, and the Old Woman Arrive at Cadiz, and Of Their Embarkation
• just another walk around the neighborhood
• Table of Organs and Their Relationships
• their
• A League of Their Own

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