Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "give me 'perks' and top-dog status when it's the turn of brown-eyed kids to get these"

• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• None of These Kids Gets Hurt.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• When your presents give me hives
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• When life gives you shit
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• give me the truth or nothing
• give me one night to show the savage
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I'll get there when I get there
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When I Get Low I Get High
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• can you get enough of me?
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Give Me the Brain
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Give me tonight
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Give Me Your Children
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• We get too tense when we drive
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Get Behind Me Satan
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The things that get me (barely) through
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Give me something worth reading
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• Give me a cookie!
• Give Me Strength
• Give me your knees
• give me your most honest smile
• When life gives you demons...
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• These are the only hands I can give
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The Get Up Kids
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• When did the World get so old?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• (Come get me).
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• Get back to me
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Don't Give Me Names
• When life gives you lemons
• Things to do when technology gets here
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Give me a break!
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Get it off me!
• get off me
• Give me back my bike!
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Give me a moment, please
• Give Me A Home and Away
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• When I get like this
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Gravity really gets me down

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