Findings:

• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Give me a break!
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• Find me and I will give you the answer
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Give Me Louisiana
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• When your presents give me hives
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Thousand-word paragraphs give me a headache
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Press the Eject and Give Me the Tape
• Give Me the Brain
• Give Me Strength
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Give me a moment, please
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Give Me Your Children
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Give me back my bike!
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Give me your knees
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Give Me the Splendid Silent Sun
• Give me a cookie!
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• give me the truth or nothing
• Give me tonight
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
• give me one night to show the savage
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• The way you look at me gives me butterflies
• Give me something worth reading
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• give me your most honest smile
• My biological clock is not ticking, dammit!
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• It's a roleplaying game, dammit!
• damnit (user)
• give
• Give a flying fuck
• Give the Anarchist a Cigarette
• Gives
• Things that give life meaning
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Don't give up
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Give a run
• Give one a bit
• Give one a cuff
• Give one a stab
• Give one the works
• Give up
• I give myself
• Give All to Love
• Give equal rights to gays
• If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
• Could you give a little turtle a shot?
• Just give him the damned fish
• Give a man a fish
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• How to give a blowjob
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When life gives you lemons
• How to give your man a good backrub
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• A drug that gives instant orgasms
• How To Give Birth to a Bookstore
• What I wouldn't give for a pit full of lions
• When life gives you shit
• I know, let's give shit away
• How to give a hug
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• It gives a clear and present light
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• The things we give away
• Things you give people that they keep
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• talking can only give you away
• Give yourself up
• More than he was willing to give
• Give Blood: fence saber against a left-handed man
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• And What You Give Is What You Get
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Give in to flirtation
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• Give Us A Clue
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Something's Gotta Give
• give out
• Give My Regards to Broadway
• Never Give an Inch
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Through this warm electricity I will give you bark branches and leaves curling upward into a safe sky
• Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• How to give a shoulder massage
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• How to give yourself a manicure
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• If you want lonely I will give you white water flapping against a little boat
• give it a go
• Give Way
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Give everything you can to everyone you know
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• Give 'em the Boot
• Give the dog a bone
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• The fire that gives birth to stone
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• How to give a recital
• Considerations Regarding Proposals to Give Legal Recognition to Unions Between Homosexual Persons
• Give Her To The Monsters
• Men can't give directions
• Don’t give up the ship!
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Give us beautiful symphonies telling us terrible things
• The best way to cure a broken heart is to give the pieces away
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• War Is a Force that Gives Us Meaning
• Don't give up your day job
• gives (user)
• Why big businesses give prizes away
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Mobile phones give the public things geeks got sick of a decade ago
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Give As You Earn
• Dont Give Names (user)
• How to give thanks for an early winter
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• i give up1918 (user)
• In Short, Give Us Your Best (document)
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away

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