Findings:

• The glass is neither half full nor half empty. It has a design factor of two.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The glass is half full
• The glass is half full and half empty
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• We Can Be Together
• TV can be a good thing
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I never thought it would be like this
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Be all that you can be
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Children can be cruel
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• There will never be another you
• Marks which will never be broken
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Home I'll never be
• What a kiss can be
• Can we still be friends?
• University students can be really stupid
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Never be the first to let go
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• What can be better than that?
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• we can all just be around other people
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• It will never be just you
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Cars Can Be Blue
• for now this is the best that can be done
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Any song can be a love song
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• No one can be in two places at once
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• I'll never be the other woman
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Exes can be good things
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• murder can be fun
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• There can be only one
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Why procrastination can be productive
• This poem can be put off no longer
• What is and what should never be
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Valour can be brown
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• It can be cold in the dark
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• why you should never be a referee
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Things never were what they used to be
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• We can be heroes
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Short can be good! (document)
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• No one can be totally logical
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter

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