Findings:

• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• You will never be a real woman
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Boy/girl/other bands and why they're good for real musicians
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Duct tape does not make a good bra
• We don't make good wives
• Summer Make Good
• think for yourself, and be curious
• TV can be a good thing
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• The Good Life
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Be yourself
• It's a Good Life
• The color that makes you look good
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• How to be a good evil villain
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• The end will be a sellout
• Exes can be good things
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• let's be real
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Good products can be produced.
• Life's Too Good
• Too good to be true
• What makes a good person?
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• The Good Life OZ e.p
• Life Is So Good
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I got a good giggle out of this...
• For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• be beautiful, be yourself
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• How To Be Good
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Starving in the greenhouse
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• The Be Good Tanyas
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• How to be a good customer
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• What life after death will really be like
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Alfredo sauce
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
• What makes music good
• Do giraffes make good targets for lightning?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Foley is Good: And the Real World is Faker Than Wrestling
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• Geeks make good lovers
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• longish fingernails good for fishing reticent ghosts out of your closet corners
• I used to sing real good
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Make It Good
• Make Good
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• It's a Good Life!
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Be honest with yourself
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• You're too good to be human
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• good reasons to be content
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• To be noble in an average life
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• That I Would Be Good
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Evil be thou my good
• My life may no longer be my own
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Short can be good! (document)
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• It will be good when I am leader
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The next life will be better
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• be good to each other
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Be Good Johnny
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Martha Be Real
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful

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