Findings:

• Crooked
• crook
• The Black Crook
• It takes two crooks to strike an honest bargain
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Crooked Fingers
• Crooked Grind
• The Crooked Magician
• By hook or by crook
• Max Crook
• He Was a Crook
• The Crooked House
• Crooked as a dog's hind leg
• Mackenzie Crook
• I am not a crook
• The Crooked Man
• Following the path of least resistance is what makes the river crooked.
• crook (user)
• Crooked Little Vein
• all the crooked secrets we keep in the cupboard
• Small Time Crooks
• Crooked Koan
• Them Crooked Vultures
• Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
• my father, the crooked old animal, wounded, fur scruffy; keeps on giving
• you've got your mothers cheekbones and your father's crooked smile
• What's the use in straightening out just to go down a path that's crooked?
• Goofy
• goofy foot
• Goofy Henkin Pants
• goofy (user)
• A Goofy Movie
• "I will live", screams Goofy to the lowering clouds, "I will live!"
• Fish Head (user)
• Phish Head (user)
• Talking Heads
• Severed Heads
• Herman's Head
• Emma Freud with a two-dimensional head
• Head
• give head
• Head shop
• Shave your head
• voice in your head
• Head Like a Hole
• Fish Heads
• talking head
• hat head
• head rush
• The soft spot in babies' heads
• Machine Head
• Kicked in the Head
• hit in the head
• Head in a glass jar
• Building an ICBM out of matchstick heads and PVC pipe
• Head of the Class
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head
• head rhyme
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Dragon's head
• -head
• Headed
• Head gear
• that distance between two heads
• head crash
• Diamond Head
• Go stick your head in a pig
• Big Giant Head
• Feed Your Head
• MT head (user)
• voices in my head
• Bag your head
• Your eyeballs rotate the opposite way to your head
• Good head
• Go over one's head
• power head
• Dancing in Your Head
• Head crusher
• Head cold
• Heads
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• shower head
• Heart, Head, Spirit
• head crab
• head in the clouds
• Why do you keep banging your head against the wall?
• drum head
• Black turtlenecks and bald heads
• Are you really head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
• Yaquina Head Lighthouse
• Wrap tin foil around your head
• That's me inside your head
• head cheese
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• chicken head
• heads down
• propeller head
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• Mr. Potato Head
• Mrs. Potato Head
• I must have three heads
• Bones of the head and neck
• heads up
• head stall
• eyeball & head alignment
• Edith Head
• head shot
• granola heads
• The Fifth Head of Cerberus
• Orgasms exist entirely in your head
• Wobbly-Headed Bob
• Smash Your Head on the Punk Rock
• Weird echoing voices in my head
• sticking your head out the window
• Write Head
• big ceramic clown head
• How to screw with people's heads at the mall
• head of the river
• Fleshless Head
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• bobble head
• Head Music
• My head, heavy with the burden of lost love and tired thought
• animal heads on the wall
• I wrote the song in my head
• Spiders with human heads!
• Helmet head
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Copper Head
• the heads
• A Chicken with Its Head Cut Off
• I shaved my head last night
• urges to smash people's heads into the concrete
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Nobody's holding a gun to your head
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• Bullet in the Head
• Paper Bag Head Boy (user)
• The universe makes my head hurt
• Can't get you out of my head
• head bag
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Banging your head against a wall
• Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
• disk head
• Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
• tripod head
• head over heels
• Roger Bacon's mechanical head
• head animator
• Sex and Zen & a Bullet in the Head
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• The Heads of Langwidere
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• The Boar's Head Carol
• Lay your sleeping head, my love
• Bow your head with great respect and genuflect, genuflect, genuflect
• head cleaner

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