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• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Butt crack of dawn
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The pool balls broke and cracked the middle of his sentences
• but with words we can create anything
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Crack Dot Com
• cracked out on sleep-dep
• Cracked heels and the quick and dirty repair of the sole
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Pascal on his deathbed
• Kissing a man all over his face
• trumpet of his rump
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• Homage to His Hips
• Ringo Starr and His All-Starr Band
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• His Share of Glory
• Borrowing his enigmatic jacket
• His Majesty at the Swamp
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• His (user)
• Cap'n Alex and His Wriggling Writers
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• His version was better
• Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family
• butt set
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• I am nothing but my sins
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• But can you still cry like a child?
• But life is subjective.
• But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• the impossible is hard, but not impossible
• The difference between the rich and the poor: the answer, but not the solution, to possibly the biggest world issue.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Sir George West tries to go West but hits traffic
• Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• weird flex but ok
• Excerpts from the Marion Barry Crack Tape
• Stuff Up the Cracks
• crack den + fire
• there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
• Spinning in his grave
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Forgetting his life away
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• his name
• The Nice Painter and his Wife
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons III
• Making the Movies XXXVI The Movie Soldier and His Work
• Hebrews: The Superiority of Christ and His Works
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: IV
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• his wifey (user)
• the poet and his beloved
• To each his own religion
• A quatrain for his nature club students
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• Every Which Way but Loose
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Cat Butt
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• This city is nothing but ornamental lights
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
• crack cocaine
• Why do joints crack?
• Carl Crack
• Don't step on the cracks
• Gratuitous exclamation marks
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• The Man and His Wife
• Toward his impossible light
• Tucker: The Man And His Dream
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson
• Giving a cat oral medication
• bump bump bump my finger down his spine
• Rocco and his Brothers
• automaus reads its message inbox
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: VI
• that infinite loneliness of his lotus flowers and ducks
• The chestnut casts his flambeaux
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Your doppleganger's name is Tyler and I saw his bare chest in the cafeteria today
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• A boy and his ocean
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
• Butted mail
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• words are cheap, but silence is a steal
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• ass butt (user)
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Disgusted, but not surprised
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• The mighty session cracked ninety
• cracks in time
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• up his own arse
• The Horse and His Boy

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