Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They didn't have the heart
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They have taken enough
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They must have faces
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Live Era '87-'93
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• They could have saved Kevin
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• And They Didn't Die
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Redundancy in DNA
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• People want what they cannot have
• You stole what they would have given you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• They Have a Word for It
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• They have bears in Italy
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• He's been places they have not.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• They have no bones.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• The Hatfield and McCoy family feud
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• Don't care didn't care
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• It’s herself she didn’t love
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists - Tarantula Season: Prophesy
• Why We Didn't Become Physicists
• Didn't it Rain
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• The Department of They
• Guess warp
• educated guess
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• The Eleven Guesses
• Love ya... I guess
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
• Guess Who?
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Growing I guess
• Guess what
• Guess (user)
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Guess Who
• guess i got rung up (user)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• guess what (user)
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• i guess not... (user)
• or i guess it does
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Um, you're welcome, I guess.
• Quest Guess list
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
• Juliana Hatfield
• Hatfield and the North
• Sid Hatfield
• Mark Hatfield

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