Findings:
- Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- When You Were Little Did You Wonder
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- I like the way he reads poetry
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Mary Had a Little Lamb
- Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
- We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
- I Had a Little Nut Tree
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- When you had left our pirate fold
- Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- When did I lose my brave little soul?
- When first my way to fair I took
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- Eyes that had a way of making time stop
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- King George he had a Date
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- When each had their own personal anthem
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- It's just the way that he walks
- He did very little harm
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- When he became an old man
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He made a way to his anger
- Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
- My mistress had a little dog
- When boomboxes came with little internal mics
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- a little smile goes a long way
- When should a firm stop production?
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- Level 2
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Things a Kryptonian Should Consider When Dating in the 21st Century
- When I was young Time had no wings
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
- When we were little kids, running
- he had a dream
- He had something to say. He said it.
- I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
- had
- I had not thought death had undone so many
- We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
- Of course we had it tough
- I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
- What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
- Canon CAT
- you had to be there
- I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
- Neatest trip I've had
- if I had my druthers
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- How I had a Vision of Lineland
- Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
- A conversation I had with myself once
- Had Gadya
- Questions I have had today
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- Romeo and Juliet had it easy
- if you had it as an option, would you take it?
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- If I Had Known
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
- Why Kurt had to go out the window
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- I just had this thought of summer past
- The seizure I had last night
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- I once had a cavity
- They had been expecting me
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Al Capone had soup kitchens
- You had better...!!!
- I Had No Right
- We have had enough of your beige
- I had to bury the cat somewhere....
- What the Wizard had to say.
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- The Girl Who Had Everything
- The Boy Who Had Everything
- The South had the right to secede from the Union
- Miss Lucy Had a Baby
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I wish I had something worth hiding
- a leg had bared itself
- A preview of a movie you had already seen
- Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- a man who had fallen among thieves
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- Twelve dreams I had in one night
- What if we had duels instead of wars?
- The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
- We had a record label
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- Best smoke I've ever had
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
- I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
- The best I never had
- The Fun They Had
- I had a brother, once
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
If you Log in you could create a "had a Little Way of Grumbling, when he should Obey" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.