Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "half in shock and half expecting him to come clean that this is all some drawn out and hurtful joke"

• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Looking all over Hell's half acre
• All impressed and Half undressed
• as time goes to infinity, all truths come out
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• We are all extras in some famous person's life.
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
• A half smile kind of conversation
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Come Out Ye Black and Tans
• Not yet clean. Not at all clean.
• Half an hour later in Newfoundland
• half-assed
• half lotus position
• After the flood all the colors came out
• some day we will all be gone
• I came out here to remember it all
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Half
• half birthday
• Half A Person
• half shield
• Life is half over at age 10
• Covered Bridges Half Marathon
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• half rest
• half step
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• clean ALL the things
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• They only come out at night
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Half seas over
• pull out all the stops
• Half Man Half Biscuit
• Half Shower
• I'll take my half whole
• Man who invented half sour pickles (user)
• Jesus at half mast
• half a loaf
• Dividing a Cake in Half solution
• half note
• Half of Me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Hancock's Half Hour
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Half Hidden
• Half a case
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• maybe everything will work out after all
• We all start out innocent and race to lose it.
• some say he was never here at all
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• all your monsters come to me
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Come out swinging
• ... And Out Come the Wolves
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
• The stars come out at night to play
• come out
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• The glass is half full and half empty
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• Dragon Half
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• The End of All Things to Come
• half angel half eagle
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Half Moon Bay, California
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Clouds drifting in front of the half full moon
• You can't love with half a heart
• Half a peach, glistening
• half the sign of the devil
• Half a Proverb
• Getting there is half the fun
• Tearing a phone book in half
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• half price (user)
• The Half Asian Identity
• Half Title
• Confederate Half Dollar
• Not half bad
• Guide to Chord Formation : Diminished, Half Diminished, and Augmented Chords
• L/AofSC:MANHOOD, second half
• half fly
• five and a half minute hallway
• A Half Completed Kiss
• time, times and half a time
• Half hands and knees crawling over the burnt wreckage
• time and a half
• What good is half a wing?
• Half open connection
• Half blood
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Isn't it about time you grew out of all that juvenile screaming nonsense?
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• The broken magnets in their heads all point to him
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• All out
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• all it cost him was a Penny
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• we've come so far and yet not at all
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• We all come from the Goddess
• come out of the woodwork
• come out roll
• She's All My Fancy Painted Him
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• o come let us adore him
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Come clean
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• to come out of the dream with a shard of light
• Come Out and Say It
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• She threw out all my letters
• The Policeman's Beard is Half Constructed
• Half Japanese
• snow is creeping down the foothills. drawn out to a cold prairie, shameless with window-lights.
• Half and Half
• This half of this node will self-destruct in 24 hours
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• half adder
• Half Baked
• better half
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Knowing is half the battle
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all

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