While some
users select outrageous names, others have opted to follow the
route of using an animal in their name. And while
wolf,
cow, and
cat are popular,
potent animals, often, one will choose a
meek animal - such as the
lowly hamster - to base their
username on.
Today we shall analyze three such users. Nothing is known about the personal lives or sexual habits of these users; all inference is drawn directly from the name.
- hamster bong
- For those of you not into drug culture, a bong is paraphernalia whose purpose is the ingestion of various illicit substances. The separation of the two words in the username leads one to envision a bong of Lilliputian proportions. Perhaps the user only partakes casually of these substances, and the size of the bong represents frequency of use. Or, just maybe, she heard this phrase once, and just couldn't get it out of her mind, and now we are stuck with it too....
- hamstergirl
- See how the reduction to one word brings to mind the vision of a small, but femininely cute rodent? Had this been two words, you would have imagined an old maid, living in a decrepit house filled with hundreds of hamsters, while the sounds of I Think I Love You drift in the breeze. The mind recoils at such a thought....
- HamsterMan
- Note the clever use of StudlyCaps here, which brings to mind one of two images:
- A superhero, who is either a lycanthropic hamster, or can commune with hamsters, or
- an animal fetishist