Findings:

• One steps forward, three step back
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I have one whole anus
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Words that only have one context
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Pestering the suicidal won't bring your loved ones back
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I could have been one of a two
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Step Back, Repulse Monkey
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Have One On Me
• One Angry Monkey (user)
• One way to catch a monkey
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• Two steps forward, one step back
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Back to square one
• Back to the Future
• Back in the day
• The day God took back the edges
• back
• Back Bay
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Godzilla Minus One
• Back to the Future II
• Don't Look Back
• laid back
• money-back guarantee
• On Our Backs
• back door
• bad back
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Backed
• Backs
• Back stairs
• Lulu's Back in Town
• short back and sides
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• back story
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• back light
• Back Street Banger
• Backed Up Outback (user)
• Go back for seconds
• fight back
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Lie on your back and think of England
• Not too far back in time
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Go back to Africa
• Her back
• Muscles of the back
• Full Back
• back stabbing
• Back in the U.S.S.R.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Take Back the Night
• Back assward
• back and bat at as hell
• Back to School
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Back Table
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Amidala Got Back
• Fear of the Back button
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Bear Back
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Keep coming back
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Back to the moon
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Back to Reality
• back to mine
• I'll be back
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• the back roads
• The Cat Came Back
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• the small of her back
• Take Back Vermont
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back
• Water off a duck's back
• Back burner
• The back of beyond
• come back
• The Very Back
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Your hair curls darkly back
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• The drive back
• I took mine back tonight
• These are the days when birds come back
• Winning back your girlfriend
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• The Back Catalogue
• turn back
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Usage of the Sony Playstation 2 controller as a back massage device
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• back seat driver
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• This bridge that is my back
• back issues
• Misusage of the Sony Playstation 2 controller as a back massage device
• Stretching your lower back
• back end
• back pressure
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Back in Black
• Harking back to fallen angels
• Red Back spider
• Look Back
• Back on the Chain Gang
• My dog is back!
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• The Rat Pack Is Back!
• In back of the real
• Lobo's Back
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Welcome Back
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Back By Popular Demand
• Give me back my bike!
• back up
• To Riverdale and Back Again

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