Findings:

• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• Love in a bouncy house and other awkward sex tales
• General sexuality newsgroup
• How to have lesbian sex
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Sex in a small car
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Sex with a chicken
• Animals people have sex with
• Palo Alto, California
• Alto
• Alto saxophone
• Alto Paraná
• alto clef
• Alto Adige
• Alto Cinco
• SS Palo Alto
• Mero de lo alto
• awkward
• Rings on the Awkward Shadow
• Dr Awkward (user)
• An Awkward Pause
• The awkward quiet of hospital hallways
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
• awkward verses (user)
• Awkward squad
• Awkward Horse
• Awkward Turtle
• Socially Awkward Penguin
• sinners underneath our awkward skylights
• back-seat game
• Backseat driver
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Suzuki GZ250
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

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