Findings:

• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• There are no sleep in can
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• You have your work cut out for you
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Something I Can Never Have
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• People have fucked up before
• Can I have a light?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• How can you sleep at night?
• the tinned fish walks out WAY before the fancy booze
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• windows where I can look out
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Miles to go before we sleep
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• before sleep
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• You Can Sleep While I Drive
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Finding out you have cancer
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How to have an out of body experience
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• i have to get out
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• before common era
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Before the Rain
• The Island of the Day Before
• Before and After Science
• pearls before swine
• Before Thinking
• JeffMagnus Remembers: Everything Before Experience (a lament)
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• csh history expansion refers to the line before most csh expansions occurred
• Cybersex before it was cool
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Ground rush
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Wei Chi, before completion
• Think before you speak
• Before Choice Disturbs
• I am but a moth before your flame
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• the days before porn
• A buddha before history
• RFC 1882
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• Early, before our hands knew what to do
• It's All Been Done Before
• The impending nickname shortage
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Before you ask a question
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• If I should die before I wake
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 14
• Before Night Falls
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Thirty Sonnets: At the Tomb of Napoleon Before the Elections in America -- November, 1912
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• The Night Before
• I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Service Before Self
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• Before Time Was
• A Love Before Time
• before the mast
• naked before you
• Shake Before Using...
• We've heard it all before
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• Just a word before tomorrow
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• Sobering up before going to bed
• My life closed twice before its close
• The Changing Experience of African-American Children Before and After the Civil War
• color photography before color film
• Twas the night before eye surgery
• make before break
• break before make
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Photography and religion
• Before the Flood
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• Before the Red Cliff Rhapsody
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• A Hymn Before Battle
• Don't Leave Before the Miracle
• Eighteen seconds before sunrise
• Egypt before Nasser
• How we were, before we were

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