Findings:

• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Get a rise out of someone
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Can't get you out of my head
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• When I get like this
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Gotta get out
• Herbs to help you get a job
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• When I Get Low I Get High
• We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• When in doubt, throw it out
• When all the stars go out at night
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When did the World get so old?
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Stoned music memories
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• get your money
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Get the fuck out of my office
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Getting water out of a cactus
• How to escape domestic violence
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I told you I love you, now get out
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• Getting the most out of P2P filesharing
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Get the Led Out
• Out of the money
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• when in doubt run it out
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• The night Taco Bell ran out of meat
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When you blow out like a dead star
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Get out the crying towel
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Things to do when technology gets here
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• Get out of Hell free card
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Get out of jail free card
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• The easiest way to get a job
• Getting the most out of public transportation
• How to get a blow job
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Getting wax out of carpet
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• How to get more out of Psi
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Go out and get some fresh air
• We needs must love the highest when we see it, not Lancelot, nor another.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Getting the most out of being a temp
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Get your mind out of the gutter
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Need to get out more
• I'll get there when I get there
• Get Out
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• What gets us out of bed in the morning
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• yo tengo que get el fuck out of aquí
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• We get too tense when we drive
• i have to get out
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• No one gets out of this life alive
• How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• get out the vote
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Get everyone out
• We gotta get out of Des Plaines!
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Immigrants (We Get the Job Done)
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Can't Get You Out of My Thoughts
• Somewhere in Pennsylvania, another angel gets its wings
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Another Mayberry
• yet another another1 (user)
• Another afternoon in Jamaica

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